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Give Dad Official Permission to Tell Terrible Jokes

The personalised licence no dad asked for—but every dad will insist proves his jokes are officially approved.

Only $7.95
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Dad laughing with his grown children beside a framed Official Dad Joke Licence

A Legendary Licence for Questionable Comedy

Perfect for dads, stepdads, grandads, pops and father figures who never let a good—or terrible—joke go untold.

“This licence certifies that the holder is officially authorised to deliver groan-worthy punchlines, repeat the same jokes indefinitely, embarrass children in public and laugh before reaching the end of every joke.”

Personalised Just for Him

Licence Holder

Personalised with Dad’s, Grandad’s, Pop’s or another legendary joke-teller’s name.

Issued By

Add the children, grandchildren, family or long-suffering audience responsible for authorising it.

Date Issued

Choose Father’s Day, their birthday, Christmas or another suitably historic occasion.

Unique Licence Number

Every licence receives its own automatically generated official identification number.

Official Licence Conditions

Perfect for Every Licensed Joke Teller

Father’s Day

An affordable last-minute gift that Dad can download, print and proudly display immediately.

Birthdays

Official recognition of another year spent developing the same collection of terrible jokes.

Christmas

A funny personalised gift for the man who insists his presence is already the present.

Grandads and Pops

Because years of experience only provide more time to perfect—or repeat—the punchlines.

How It Works

1

Add His Details

Enter the licence holder’s name, who issued it and the date it becomes official.

2

Preview the Licence

Check every personalised detail on the completed watermarked preview before paying.

3

Download and Print

Pay securely through Square and immediately receive the unwatermarked A4 landscape PDF.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this licence only for dads?

No. Enter any name you like, including a stepdad, grandad, pop, pa, bonus dad or other father figure.

Will a longer name fit?

Yes. The personalised name automatically reduces in size when necessary to remain within the available space.

Can I preview it before paying?

Yes. You will see the completed personalised licence with a preview watermark before proceeding to secure payment.

How quickly will I receive it?

Immediately after payment. The PDF is available for download and is also delivered to your email address.

How should I print it?

Print the PDF on A4 paper in landscape orientation using Actual Size or 100% in your printer settings. Heavier white or ivory paper will provide the best presentation.

Will a frame be included?

No. This is a digital printable licence. Frames shown in promotional images are for presentation ideas only.

Make His Jokes Official

Create a personalised Official Dad Joke Licence in just a few minutes.

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