The funniest personalised gift you'll buy all year. Create a genuine-looking Old Farts Club Membership for just $7.95 and download it instantly.
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Some gifts get forgotten within days. This one usually ends up framed on the wall.
Perfect for birthdays, retirements, office parties and milestone celebrations.
Designed in a genuine vintage certificate style that looks surprisingly official.
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Every certificate is personalised with the recipient's name and presentation date.
Choose the style and presentation date.
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Dad laughed for five straight minutes. It was the hit of the whole birthday.
We framed it before the party started. Everyone wanted one.
Best retirement gift we've ever bought.
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Yes. Print at home or your favourite print shop.
Every certificate includes the recipient's name and presentation date.
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